The Holy book
Challenge " Holly"
Points - the watch
Word count 100
Mr Boggis disliked disciplinaries.
Un-licenced thieving was alright, and the chalk outline usually went down as suicide.
This wasn't one of those.
At least captain Carrot was there.
"So you robbed a temple of a holy book. I then have the collector round here to complain that the book lists prices of evergreen winter plants .
"The member agrees" said Carrot Diplomatically.
"Licence suspended for a month" said Mr Boggis. "Next time learn to ****ing map read, spell . and don't burgle the garden shop next door "
He was the worst sort of thief - one who wasn't any good at it.