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Discworld 100
the holy book 
11th-Jan-2010 09:47 pm
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The Holy book

Challenge " Holly"

Points - the watch

Word count 100



Mr Boggis disliked disciplinaries.

Un-licenced thieving was alright, and the chalk outline usually went down as suicide.

This wasn't one of those.

At least captain Carrot was there.

"So you robbed a temple of a holy book. I then have the collector round here to complain that the book lists prices of evergreen winter plants .

"The member agrees" said Carrot Diplomatically.


"Licence suspended for a month" said Mr Boggis. "Next time learn to ****ing map read, spell . and don't burgle the garden shop next door "

He was the worst sort of thief - one who wasn't any good at it.
Comments 
11th-Jan-2010 09:56 pm (UTC)
Marvellous;y bizarre!
22nd-Jan-2010 10:50 pm (UTC)
Hee! Bless him!
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