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Discworld 100
Cobblers Jackram's Land Speed Record 
30th-Dec-2009 01:06 pm
AUC zumaya
Title: Cobblers Jackram's Land Speed Record
Prompt: Holly
Words: 100
Points: The Witches

"I don't know how you do it, Esme."

Gytha Ogg eased herself down onto her friend's rickety kitchen chair and wrapped her hand around the delicate china of a Weatherwax heirloom cup. "I've been trying to get Cobblers Jackram out of his bed since Fat Tuesday."

"Headology," said Esme, taking a sip from her cup of bramble tea. "And a holly enema."

"What? Prickly leaves? Up where the sun doesn't shine?"

"Not the Ramtops, no. His bottom, actually, though as it turned out, he found he could get out of his bed just fine without it."

"And run to Klatch."
Comments 
30th-Dec-2009 01:25 pm (UTC)
I do love your witch drabbles! And the combination of headology and prickly pragmatism, very Esme! Thank you!
30th-Dec-2009 03:22 pm (UTC)
Oh! Thank you so much for reading and commenting :)
30th-Dec-2009 07:53 pm (UTC)
that was so awesome!
30th-Dec-2009 10:46 pm (UTC)
Oh yes. Granny weatherwax perfect.

30th-Dec-2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
Thanks Rowan
30th-Dec-2009 11:19 pm (UTC)
Thank you kindly :)
31st-Dec-2009 10:30 am (UTC)
*snorfle* Oh. Genius.

You write the witches so perfectly!
31st-Dec-2009 11:22 am (UTC)
You are too kind. Thank you.
1st-Jan-2010 09:37 pm (UTC)
Rofl. Loved it.
1st-Jan-2010 11:02 pm (UTC)
Thank you :)
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