Title: Cobblers Jackram's Land Speed Record Prompt: Holly Words: 100 Points: The Witches
"I don't know how you do it, Esme."
Gytha Ogg eased herself down onto her friend's rickety kitchen chair and wrapped her hand around the delicate china of a Weatherwax heirloom cup. "I've been trying to get Cobblers Jackram out of his bed since Fat Tuesday."
"Headology," said Esme, taking a sip from her cup of bramble tea. "And a holly enema."
"What? Prickly leaves? Up where the sun doesn't shine?"
"Not the Ramtops, no. His bottom, actually, though as it turned out, he found he could get out of his bed just fine without it."